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You’ve no doubt heard of “The Perils of Pauline”. This journal entry is more aptly titled, “The Baking Blunders of Beverly”. Ok, so it doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

I’ve had this recipe hanging around for some time now and I finally bought the cranberries and cardamom (have you seen the price of cardamom?) with the intention of making them soon. Soon came this afternoon. I had never made cookies where I had to refrigerate the dough, roll it out, roll it up and refrigerate again.

The recipe is properly called Cranberry Cardamom & Citrus Pinwheel Cookies. I read through the recipe (apparently very quickly) and started.

Combining the cranberries, nuts, brown sugar, nutmeg and cardamom in the food processor was no problem. This was set aside.

The next step was to beat the butter then add the granulated sugar, baking powder, and salt. Then add the eggs and orange peel and keep beating. Then it said to add the rest of the flour. What did it mean “the rest of the flour?” There had been no mention of flour at all up until now except in the list of ingredients. What? Ok. So I dumped in the flour and did the best I could. The dough was extremely stiff…so much so, I turned it out of the bowl and kneaded it in by hand.

Then I took this blob of dough, wrapped it in plastic wrap and put it into the refrigerator.

I turned to the counter and saw the cranberry mixture sitting there. Oh, crap. I forgot to add that. Out of the refrigerator came the blob of dough and into the mixing bowl where I proceeded to begin kneading the mixture into the dough. That’s when I remembered that this mixture was the FILLING! Too late.

I reread the recipe and noticed it said to divide the dough into two halves before wrapping each half in plastic wrap and refrigerating for an hour or so. Oh, alright! I cut the blob in half, wrapped each one in plastic and put them in the fridge (and hoped they would disappear before I needed to do anything else).

A couple hours went by and they were still there, so I took them out and proceeded to roll them (one by one) into as flat a 10” x 10” square as I could. Since I didn’t have any fill to spread (remember I made it part of the dough) I just rolled the dough out then rolled it up and wrapped it again in plastic and back into the fridge they went (maybe this time they would disappear).

They didn’t!

As directed (finally did something as directed) I cut the rolled-up dough in ¼” wide pieces and baked as directed (ah ha…the second thing I did as directed). The recipe said the yield would be 60, but I got about 70…the difference being, I suppose, the fact that the filling was part of the dough!

There were several casualties as some of the cookies crumbled as I removed them from the cookie sheet. These went into a dish to be eaten as I baked the rest. Not bad!

They taste ok. Good enough for me to enjoy with my afternoon coffee. Since I used gluten free flour (as suggested in the recipe) I can eat them without feeling guilty about them affecting my thyroid function.

Would I feed them to someone else? That depends. If it was someone who knew me well and loved me anyway…probably. Otherwise…no.

Will I ever make them again? That’s a big PROBABLY NOT! After I finished baking, I Googled the recipe and lo and behold, I found the corrected recipe where it mentioned adding flour. 

Slipcovering An Old Hassock – Part 8

TOUT FINI

Slipcovering An Old Hassock – Part 7

Almost there!

Today, I was able to attach the piping to the top piece and attach the four side pieces to the top. The corners are a little tricky, but I will be able to make those look good after the rest is done. Just cosmetic.

All that’s left is adding the piping to the bottom short side pieces; then the “skirt” will be added to that and it will be DONE! 

Right now, I’m exhausted more from tension (as I travel into the unknown) than anything else. 😌

That's it for now. Hopefully, I can finish it tomorrow. Then I can turn my efforts to tearing apart my entire utility area to locate and get rid of any places where the mice have been lounging. It used to be "Damn Squirrel." Now it's "Damn Mice!"

Slipcovering An Old Hassock – Part 6

I’ve been playing with my new sewing machine. My biggest frustration was threading the needle. It has an automatic needle threader and it worked like a charm the first time I used it. The next time I couldn’t get it to work. So I took the needle off the shank, used a manual needle threader, and put the needle back where it belonged. I really need to call for an appointment to have my cataracts evaluated.

I’ve also been trying to figure out the markings on the plate behind the needle. The marks aren’t the easiest to see, but I think I’ve figured out where the 1/2 inch line is. Next, I have to find the zipper/piping foot and play with that.

I’ve been adjusting the stitch tension and length and I think I’ve got it where it needs to be.

On to pinning on the paper patterns.

The first piece is pinned down

All the pieced pinned

I pinned down every piece; cut them out; took some muscle relaxers for my back! 😉 Just kidding. It was not the most comfortable place to be pinning and cutting but it was the least disruptive. Why didn’t I use the nice big table down in my work area?

This is why

This is why! This is the table I could have used. It was easier to work from my knees next to the bed than moving all that stuff and then putting it all back again.

Next will be sewing everything together. Maybe tomorrow.

Until then…

Slipcovering An Old Hassock – Part 5

There will be a brief delay while I learn how to operate my new, magnificent machine!

 The paper patterns are all done and ready to be pinned onto the fabric. I decided to make sure all was well with my sewing machine and it’s a good thing I did.

When I made the cushion covers for my car, I noted that the thread would bunch up under the fabric, but I ignored it. Now, I find the bobbin will not wind. This is critical. A few years ago I had my machine refurbished, but apparently it has deteriorated again.

I bought this sewing machine in 1978, while I worked at J. C. Penney, in an attempt to establish a credit history. I still had to fight for a charge card in my name (but that is another story for another time).

 I went online to see what was available and at what prices. Then I went to Jo-Ann’s and Michaels. Michaels did not have any machines on display. After talking to a sales associate at Jo-Ann’s I came home to think about it. This morning I went to Jo-Ann’s expecting to order what I wanted, but the Singer “Talent” was in stock. Took it home, along with a hard case.

While I was going over the owner’s manual, I received a call from one of my Angels and she said, “Did you get my email”? No. I hadn’t been online. “Well, I bought you a gift certificate at Jo-Ann’s. I thought you were going to order it”. I explained about it being in stock.

Long story short, the email came through with my gift certificate information. I brought the sewing machine back to Jo-Ann’s for a credit, then bought it again using the gift certificate. By the way, Jo-Ann’s people could not have been more accommodating!

There are no words to express how grateful I am. W.O.W.

Give me some time to figure out how to properly operate the “Talent”,  and there will be more progress.

Slipcovering An Old Hassock – Part 4

Welcome back. It’s been a while. I procrastinated long enough. Procrastination took the form of knitting hats and scarfs…until I just couldn’t face one more knit/purl/yo.

Now is the time for me to start making my paper patterns. I never thought I would be ironing paper, but that is exactly what I had to do. The paper had been folded for so long and moved so many times it wasn’t in the best condition.

I have taken my measurements; now to put those on paper, remembering to add for seams and “ease”. Here goes!

My first task is to mark my paper with the measurements plus the seams plus “ease”. Thank goodness my son, Andy, reminded me to measure three times and cut once. I measured more than three times, because it took me a while to realize I had to measure from the center out to the sides, because the top of the hassock has a half inch difference from one end to the other. I had to split fractions in half. WHAT?! Between high school and college, I must have taken Math 101 six times. I turned to the internet to guide me through working with decimals and fractions and dividing them by two! AND I DID IT! After I cut the paper pattern I put it on top of the hassock and by gosh it looks like I did it right. I offer this picture. It doesn’t look like much to you, but to me, it represents hard work, a tired brain and an aching back!

I still need to cut out the patterns for the sides and the skirt, but that will be tomorrow. Right now I’m exhausted.

Slipcovering An Old Hassock – Part 3

Welcome back. 

This is what I had to start with…

I stripped the old upholstry off the frame. 

Sorry I didn't take a picture of it so I could do a before and after

Then I had to attach the Eucaboard to the frame. I knew I was going to use my staple gun, so I got that out along with the staples and took a few minutes to figure out how to use it. (it’s been a while)

Once I got the staples in, the stapler plugged in and turned on I was ready to go. It was not going to staple both boards at the same time. OK. So, I stapled one to the frame (but I had to hammer some of the staples all the way down), and then stapled the other one to the first one…more or less. Here again, some of the staples did not go far enough into the first board. Once again I hammered…which worked on some of them.

This required a trip up to my handy dandy tool box in the front hall closet. There I found just what I was looking for…#8, 9/16” tacks. With a few of these hammered into the loose places the two boards are secured to the base.

The foam is ready to be cut. You will remember I had to buy it as one piece and I have to cut it into two equal pieces. I watched the woman in the fabric store so I would know how to do it.

Here are my two pieces of high density foam. The knife I used is for cutting frozen foods; the foam was no challenge.

Because the foam came 24 inches wide (and my base is 22 inches), it was too wide for the base, so that means I had to mark each piece at the edge of the base and cut again. It wasn’t as easy as the first cut, but at least I didn’t ruin $50 worth of foam!

How’s that? And it’s sturdy and comfortable to sit on.

On to the next step (after I have lunch).

THAT WAS A LONG LUNCH! It’s now the next day. I’ve been procrastinating over this next step. I need to figure out how to put the under-cover on. It’s just some white sheeting that will cover the foam and the frame. I want to do it without sewing anything. My plan is to attach it to the frame with staples. It can’t be too snug because I don’t want it to drag down the edges of the foam. Here I go…into the unknown…again!

First side done. I will need to hammer in some of the staples, but that will be the last step when I’m sure it’s just the way I want it.

OK. That phase is done. I need to take a break now.

The next phase will require me to measure (twice) and cut (once) the material to cover the top and sides. I know what I want, so let’s see if I can execute it.

Part 4 will either be during construction or when it’s all done. Keep checking back.